Captain Cracker

When a White guy takes to much pride in the simple fact that he is a White person

Person 1: "Oh boy! im sure proud i was born a White guy!!!!"
Person 2: "Shut up Captain Cracker."

by lil Buddha September 6, 2013

Peanuts are crackers and crackers are nuts

Most white people are crazy and most crazy people are white.

I was visiting my aunt at the insane asylum and noticed peanuts are crackers and crackers are nuts.

by Shaggyisreal April 10, 2025

whacker cracker

MY MF BEST FRIEND CC

You a whacker cracker dude

by Liz em December 31, 2017

taco cracker

anneisa greaves bf antonio - love her friend 🍦

“there goes annie’s bf”

“they so cute”

“chocolate and taco cracker swirl”

“there goes annie’s bf” they so cute”

“chocolate and taco cracker swirl”

by taco cracker September 28, 2022

cracker attack

This means when you make a white person mad and they mess you up

Im gonna cracker attack you!!

by batmanislifee January 12, 2015

cracker week

The last week of the month according to your budget. Too much money was spent in the first 3 weeks to live a decent life in the 4th. Therefore, you resort to eating crackers and water. Every purchase must be dirt cheap, by the words “Oh well, it’s cracker week!”

With the way I’m blowing my money now, I’m headed for a fat cracker week.

by bwsimonse March 18, 2022

bun cracker

A very idiotic person normally charactorized as a dumbass or retard. Not smart or bright. They tend to make a butt load of mistakes all the freaking time. Or they don't do want you want.

John- Dude, hand me that soda.
Kyle- No i'm too lazy.
John- You f**king bun cracker.

by imfreakingattractive July 26, 2011