by Mall33 December 11, 2016
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Joel: You can have her then.
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Jay: I'll just take Jenny then while the rest of you circle jerk each other.
Kye: Well said.
Roger: I don't think so. I heard she's an ASS KITTY.
Jay: What's wrong with that? Most chicks aren't adventurous enough to do anal.
Joel: You can have her then.
Bob: Joel is smart.
Jay: I'll just take Jenny then while the rest of you circle jerk each other.
Kye: Well said.
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a seamus-ass a'hole is a disturbingly mild-mannered predator who is neither intellectually, athletically, nor genetically superior to any other animal, but he kicks it with the hottest birdbrains in the jungle through the guise of pretending to be asexual. Experts have surmised that he, like many species, freely participates in homosexuality. His usual disposition is agitated, but sometimes when threatened, he sticks his head in the sand, as an ostrich would.
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