Bitch my fucking ass

An insult of sarcastic origin, meant to defend yourself against rumors about you

I did not do that, bitch my fucking ass!

by B-b-basicb-bitch April 8, 2019

My First Post

A post you make on any social media when you were 9 and didn't know that the internet was a horny mess and still maintained your innocence and youth, which you then fondly look back on as a chronic Redditor.

P1: "Hey dude, look at my first post."
P2: "Oh wow, you were REALLY young then."
P1: "What's that supposed to mean?"

by The Hat King September 20, 2025

laughing my anus off

a substitute for "lmao" which stands for Laughing my ass off, for when your mom is looking over your shoulder while your texting your friends

Omg lisa... you're so funny, oh sh!t my mom's looking over my shoulder, laughing my anus off

by LMFAO2.0 February 19, 2021

my dad

belt beater 69000 a.k.a. nonexistent father

hey have you ever gotten the belt
no but my dad left and we got one of those belt beater 69000s

by Yur_boi_uhhhhhhh December 12, 2019

You catch my drift?

The worst phrase to have ever fucking existed.
If you say this you probably cheated on your girlfriend with your sister and smell like doritos.

"You catch my drift?"
"Fuck you Jerry, you soggy cunt. Go suck your mom's dick. "

by mrplanetpluto April 19, 2021

My Mother Ate fries

Stupid ass TikTok meme
falls under the same scale of

67 (OHHH 67!!!! 67!!! 67!!!! ay SIX SEVEN)
or Mango
Or mustard
but like this time it from Everybody hates Chris!

Video: Bla bla bla bla bla bla Fries bla bla bla

*REWIND*
Video: Bla bla bla bla bla bla **FRIES** bla bla bla

My Mother Ate fries

by Zalo_r September 3, 2025

knead my bread

When she's about to give you head and know you have to fart. It is the precursor to a duch-oven. knead my bread

She was in the oven "kneading my bread(dick) be like hey , you're about to be in the dutch-oven. knead my bread

by Nicholas Duda December 15, 2015