Coughed in my coffee maker

When one person sucks a fart out of someone else’s butt and blows it into the first persons mouth

The barista gasped when Jeff coughed in my coffee maker.

by Randi&Jeff October 25, 2025

your dog is not my dog

It’s basically your business is not my business

I would care but your dog is not my dog

by Armyhope June 13, 2022

fo shizzle my nizzle

The phrase is what whiggers say to each other when they want their dick to be sucked.

Thomas: "Yo, homeboy! Come here and fo shizzle my nizzle!"

by tihstae July 19, 2023

Treager my cockatee

Make the best of the bad situation.

She's got a hot body but her face isn't that great, I'm going to treager my cockatee anyway though.

by JP070 May 19, 2024

rio my love

a cutie who deserves all the love in the world
srsly im glad u exist and if ur reading this I love u

dude named nemani: hhholylyy shit is that rio my love
random ginger girl: yeah back off..!

nemani: who r u.. 💀

by pancakeslvt February 15, 2023

I've got charm comin' out of my ass

An expression used by a charming/cute human being, of course i'm not talking about YOU (the reader of this post)

Person 1: "So... Have you asked that girl out yet?"
Not the reader: "Yeah, and she said yes!"
Not the reader: "What can I say? I've got charm comin' out of my ass"

by Honestly_iForgor July 6, 2023

run my route

A phrase you use when you are correct and someone proceeds to tell you otherwise. To make someone see you are correct

You don't believe me? Run my route!

by Pimpcessdee May 11, 2017