"WTF man? Why are you pitching a tent around me?"
"I was looking at one of Crystal's pics. She's in Chicago and now I've got a loner boner!"
"I was looking at one of Crystal's pics. She's in Chicago and now I've got a loner boner!"
by ThePariahDog April 15, 2012
Ian surprised Susie in the post office queue by giving her a back boner.
"Do you need a Jiffy bag for that or shall we send it guaranteed delivery?"
"Do you need a Jiffy bag for that or shall we send it guaranteed delivery?"
by Shakedown August 31, 2007
When you play football, but every guy has to be naked with throbbing boners, and to score a touchdown your boner must enter the endzone before any other part of your body.
ref: That is a foul, you're leg entered the endzone before you're boner did
Player: Total boner kill, Boner football sucks, lets just insert eachother's boners in our butts.
Player 2: I love Boners in my butt
Player 3: Hey guys, we came here to play boner football
Player: Total boner kill, Boner football sucks, lets just insert eachother's boners in our butts.
Player 2: I love Boners in my butt
Player 3: Hey guys, we came here to play boner football
by bonermoms February 02, 2006
an erect penis aroused by a very taught and peach like vagina.
an erection induced by the first sight of vagina.
an erection induced by the first sight of vagina.
ooh, that girl just gave me a peach boner!
whoa! peach boner!
i want some of that peach boner!
ooh baby! peach boner!
whoa! momma gonna give you a peach boner son!
whoa! peach boner!
i want some of that peach boner!
ooh baby! peach boner!
whoa! momma gonna give you a peach boner son!
by superbigcat July 13, 2008
boner rubbing is masturbation.
by eda-skip July 06, 2022
"Fuck, I just did a boner bomb now I need to get laid or else I'm going to end up jerking it to Girls Gone Wild all night."
by Ralph27 September 25, 2011
When something turns you off so much that you get a negative boner which then comes out your ass. Or when something turns you on that should not causing you to get a negative boner which then comes out your ass.
by EWC November 13, 2007