Uncle ted

The sexiest man alive, sometimes this extreamly sexy man will try to get into the shower with you. But dont worry. He only will molest you without consent. If you give him consent he will not intrested.

Not kenzie: who is that really sexyyy mannnn
Not teagan: its that sexy uncle ted guy

by Keagantenzie January 8, 2020

dutchman's uncle

NOUN: A person with unexpected or improbable qualities

If you don't enjoy jenever gin then I'm a Dutchman's uncle.

by Genuine Dutch Uncle May 13, 2016

Uncle fatty

A fucking sexy beast monkey that went missing and everyone is sad. He is a obese monkey that has the biggest schlong!

Omg uncle fatty went missing nooooo!

by Further in me April 3, 2021

Reverse Uncle Fester

When you shove a light bulb up your ass instead if your mouth.

I was felling kinda kinky so my girlfriend hooked me up with a reverse Uncle Fester

by Anevilnoyes November 22, 2022

Unclings

When two family members are each others uncle/nephew

Your Dad did something and now we're unclings

by Skryll January 2, 2022

Uncle Patel

A retard with a fat forehead and curtains who can't walk in a straight line. He also stinks seven days a week and is Nayan's sub.

Uncle Patel stinks.

by Zeeshaan February 11, 2022

Uncle Roger

Uncle Roger is:

1. An Asian person that degrades their own people for white men's approval.

2. Asians who kisses white men's ass.

3. Asian court jester to entertain white men & their fellow subjects.

4. Traitor to his own race and ethnic group.

5. Derogatory term, same as Uncle Tom for Black & African people but for Asian.

Look at this cuckold degrading himself. What an Uncle Roger.

by TheRealCatKing May 22, 2023