Simp Pimp

A person who thinks they’re “all that” and can pull anyone they want, yet still only wants one person in a relationship.

Darren thinks he can get any girl, but only wants one girl. He’s a simp pimp

by Simp Pimp March 12, 2023

a simp for john d

the guy everyone simps over, even your boyfriend

Chris: WOW I have a girlfriend but I'm a simp for John D

by paroledefinito November 29, 2020

God Tier Simp

1. Someone who is HEAVILY simping for someone
2. (My favourite one) someone who is simping for many people at the same time.

1 - Aaron has only talked about Marshall Lee from adventure time lately- They are becoming a God Tier Simp
2 - Damn, Avery has spammed the simping channel with 18 different characters! They sure are a God Tier Simp

by DumbCrashingMoose February 04, 2023

jizz simp

A person who loves cum, like a cum slut only classier.

The woman wanted to lick cum off of her finger nails, she is such a jizz simp...

by BluntK1ng August 16, 2021

Jizz Simp

A person who worships jizz; debatably slightly classier than a cum slut!

The woman wanted to lick cum off of her finger nails; she is such a jizz simp.

by BluntK1ng August 16, 2021

stack simping

simping in a group when playing among us

"guys we need to stop stack simping" -corpse husband

by loyalkale December 04, 2020

Simp President

A title given to a Simp who’s characteristics of Straight Simping exceed everybody else’s to the point there the male leader of the simps. The current Simp President is Sumatto

Yo you’ve heard of the new Simp President
Yeah he’s pretty kool

by The Simp Professor January 09, 2021