Gang: Oi, what's up loser
Russian: Zo yo hav chozon death? *speaks in Russian accent*
Gang: Slowly walks away
Russian: Zat's vat I thot
Russian: Zo yo hav chozon death? *speaks in Russian accent*
Gang: Slowly walks away
Russian: Zat's vat I thot
by UltimateDoge July 20, 2021
Get the Russianmug. NOUN
1.) People who were born in the country Russia
2.) People who have someone in their bloodline from Russia
1.) People who were born in the country Russia
2.) People who have someone in their bloodline from Russia
1.) Person: I was born on the European side of Russia, that make me Russian
2.) Kid: GUY!! GUYS!! GUESS WHAAT!!
Kids' friends: What?
Kid: I just found out my great-grandmother was Russian!
2.) Kid: GUY!! GUYS!! GUESS WHAAT!!
Kids' friends: What?
Kid: I just found out my great-grandmother was Russian!
by AnimeOfficial December 22, 2020
Get the Russianmug. by Ibahim December 13, 2024
Get the Mamma Mia My #### has Fallen to the Russian Black Leaguemug. Putting your legs over another person's lap when on a bus or other unsafe vehicle that does not possess seatbelts. Usually done for somebody sitting on the seat closest to the aisle. Though it relays a sense of security, this action probably causes more loss than gain of safety.
1 *in a bus, on a bumpy road*
Jess: Holy crap, I feel like I'm gonna fall out!
Sarah: Russian seatbelt?
Jess: Russian seatbelt.
2
Owen: Um... What are you doing? (referring to odd leg positioning)
Reese: Dimmock, the seatbelts've been ripped out by some idiot.
Bob: Russian seatbelting is the only way I'm able to keep him from jumping out from fear of going through the windscreen.
Jess: Holy crap, I feel like I'm gonna fall out!
Sarah: Russian seatbelt?
Jess: Russian seatbelt.
2
Owen: Um... What are you doing? (referring to odd leg positioning)
Reese: Dimmock, the seatbelts've been ripped out by some idiot.
Bob: Russian seatbelting is the only way I'm able to keep him from jumping out from fear of going through the windscreen.
by PlatonicCentaur January 24, 2014
Get the russian seatbeltmug. When your partner engages in oral sex except keeps a certain amount of vodka in their mouth while they begin to blow you, strong burning sensation follows, however, this only intensifies the bj
Tommy and Heather were studying together when Tommy hadn't got any thrill for so long. He looked in the fridge where he hid his emergency vodka, he looked over at heather and said, " Hey babe, you mind giving me a Russian drumblow?"
by B.Katzroy April 27, 2015
Get the Russian DrumBlowmug. 1. General term used by imbeciles, who do not understand the difference between slavic cultures
2. Term for people who live inside of the Russian Federation, or who are of descent from a native family in the territory.
2. Term for people who live inside of the Russian Federation, or who are of descent from a native family in the territory.
1. 22 IQ Person: HEY LOOK ITS A RUSSIAN
"Russian" guy: (speaks Polish)
2. Guy #1: Didja know? I'm 23% Russian.
Guy #2: Why would you tell me the statistic? Just say you're 1/4 Russian.
"Russian" guy: (speaks Polish)
2. Guy #1: Didja know? I'm 23% Russian.
Guy #2: Why would you tell me the statistic? Just say you're 1/4 Russian.
by RussianWithAPassion April 21, 2021
Get the Russianmug. A war started in early 2022, it may be the last war. Sooner or later, nukes will be dropped because of this area, and the end of days will come. If not from this conflict, from the Sino-Taiwaneese war.
by Totally not Mikaylah April 17, 2023
Get the Russian-Ukrainian warmug.