by roopyboopy December 21, 2020
Vurping is a verb that is a combination of vomiting while you are burping.
The tickle monster is poopy poop head who craps in little kids happy meals and hides in straw and soap dispensers.
Vurping the tickle monster is the action of using the air from the burp to projectile your vomit because he craped in your happy meal and ruined the toy. 😡
The tickle monster is poopy poop head who craps in little kids happy meals and hides in straw and soap dispensers.
Vurping the tickle monster is the action of using the air from the burp to projectile your vomit because he craped in your happy meal and ruined the toy. 😡
Person 1: hey have you ever seen the tickle monster
Person 2: yeah I vurped the tickle monster last night because he crapped in my kids happy meal
Person 1: dang, that sounds rough I hate Vurping the tickle monster
Person 2: yeah hes a big fat L and skill issue
Person 2: yeah I vurped the tickle monster last night because he crapped in my kids happy meal
Person 1: dang, that sounds rough I hate Vurping the tickle monster
Person 2: yeah hes a big fat L and skill issue
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The god of the pastafarian religion. The FSM (flying spaghetti monster) is made up of a glob of spaghetti and meatballs and two noodly eye stalks. The FSM is famously known for keeping the solar system together with his noodly appendages and, of course, boiling for our sins. If you don't accept FSM into your heart you will go to hell and have to deal with stale beer and strippers with STDs.
Pastafafarian: Have you been saved by the Flying spaghetti monster?
Heathen: No, I haven't because he's not real. He is a parody god made by atheists to mock religion.
Heathen: No, I haven't because he's not real. He is a parody god made by atheists to mock religion.
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