May 26

!May 26 is The Toxic Girl Who Tries to Come Back to Your Life day

.Jorden: My Ex gf, Sarah, just texted me

!Steve: It's May 26, The Toxic Girl Who Tries to Come Back to Your Life day

by Very Yes May 26, 2020

May 4

if you were born on this day you are the most baddest bitch of them all you don`t let nobody punk you around and you are the realest friend if someone can ever have you as a friend you are the most luckest person ever if your are ever born on this day luck will come to you, your future boyfriend will come to you and you be the most prettiest girl in your friend group.

Person 1. dude! did you hear the new girl she a bad bitch

Person 2. i know! she probably born on may 4!

Person 1. Yea!

by Lillybubbles October 12, 2021

20th of may

20th of may is the day u get to fuck the shit out of your bestfriend weather its a boy or girl

girl to boy bsf: oh look its the 20th of may, lets fuck

by kakmojo October 13, 2021

mais flio

my ass is sore from laughing it off

ha, lol, lmao, rofl, roflmao, roflmaolol..... mais flio

by your name July 12, 2004

May 9

If your born on may 9, you are gay.

“Cute girl: heyy

Guy: hi
Cute girl: what’s ur bday
Guy: may 9
Cute girl: ohhhh no! You gay!
Guy: no I’m not
Cute girl: may 9= gay
Guy : since when
Cute girl sry I cant suck ur dick

Guy: ?
Cute girl: ???
Guy: you have a very nice looking vagina
Cute Girl: thanks

by A bcrtf December 8, 2019

May 14th

National send nudes day

Boy- Hey
Girl- hey
Boy- it’s may 14th
Girl- ok

by N1g🤡 May 14, 2020

billy mays

(v) a death resulting in untreated head trauma,
(adj) a term used to describe such a death

Hey did you hear that Claude went out Billy Mays after one of the kids in stage crew dropped a stage prop on his head from the cat walk?!

Oh man, can you beleive Lisa pulled a Billy Mays?! We all told her to get it checked out...

by jeantwohawks September 14, 2009