Max

A name for 5’5 red headed men who dress like they are German exchange students who work at Trader Joe’s. Nerds

Wow, I love how Max pulls off that lederhosen and floral name tag. I bet he knows where the pumpkin filled pretzels are.

by chromeBLT November 23, 2021

Max design pro

a YouTuber who makes brain rot YouTube videos

Max design pro: "𝗯𝗲𝗰𝗮𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗜 𝗻𝗲𝗲𝗱 𝗶𝘀 𝘆𝗼𝘂"

*twiddle finger*

by LegokoaSpongebob January 22, 2025

max

strange donny with wavy eyebrows. quite clapped. if you see him in the street, he’s probably just kidnapped someone’s dog. don’t trust max.

“wait, is that max?”
“yeah, he just finessed my dog”

by kitkatchuncky August 5, 2021

Aura Maxing

To gain a social presence made through points, gain some by doing non-chalant things in public within an area of a mass of people.

Max is greeting everyone through his path,even strangers! He must be AURA MAXING.

by Forky20067 March 14, 2025

blindness pro max

Can be abbreviated as bp+.
The action of urinating, taking a shit, farting, burping, yelling loudly, or orgasming to escape or avoid a situation. Usually used to stop watching a dirty video your friends are showing you.

Person 1: Pffff, look at this
Person 2: no i dont wanna see that dirty shit
Person 2: *shits himself*
Person 1: dude, did you just blindness pro max my ass?

by gay paintbrush monokuma November 1, 2021

Max

A common term for sex used in New Zealand

Wanna have some Max later on tonight

by JoshtheBoshWithaMackintosh January 25, 2023

Max

imagine an emo met someone with every possible mental illness, fused and then created an abomination that stays on twitter just to cancel 15 year olds and put trigger warnings on literally everything they say

Michael: dude have you heard about max?

Becky: haven't why?

Michael: the dudes lost his mind, he just had a break down because he couldn't dox a kid for blocking him

Becky: HA, no seriously he needs to get a grip

by juiceboxkw July 11, 2021