May 26

!May 26 is The Toxic Girl Who Tries to Come Back to Your Life day

.Jorden: My Ex gf, Sarah, just texted me

!Steve: It's May 26, The Toxic Girl Who Tries to Come Back to Your Life day

by Very Yes May 26, 2020

May 28th

Hey evy here it’s my birthday and no one really remembers so here’s my snap so you can snap me a happy birthday snap :) @evelynn_0528

Happy snapping!

Also hi if anyone I know sees this so on May 28th wish me a happy birthday for gods sake

by Yourmainho12 October 21, 2019

20th of may

20th of may is the day u get to fuck the shit out of your bestfriend weather its a boy or girl

girl to boy bsf: oh look its the 20th of may, lets fuck

by kakmojo October 13, 2021

sophie may

likes to say yeet a lot

sophie may yeet

by chickenchickennuggets July 7, 2017

May 9

If your born on may 9, you are gay.

“Cute girl: heyy

Guy: hi
Cute girl: what’s ur bday
Guy: may 9
Cute girl: ohhhh no! You gay!
Guy: no I’m not
Cute girl: may 9= gay
Guy : since when
Cute girl sry I cant suck ur dick

Guy: ?
Cute girl: ???
Guy: you have a very nice looking vagina
Cute Girl: thanks

by A bcrtf December 8, 2019

May 14th

National send nudes day

Boy- Hey
Girl- hey
Boy- it’s may 14th
Girl- ok

by N1g🤡 May 14, 2020

billy mays

(v) a death resulting in untreated head trauma,
(adj) a term used to describe such a death

Hey did you hear that Claude went out Billy Mays after one of the kids in stage crew dropped a stage prop on his head from the cat walk?!

Oh man, can you beleive Lisa pulled a Billy Mays?! We all told her to get it checked out...

by jeantwohawks September 14, 2009