licking the dirt off my tires

When someone licks dried up poop off of someone else's butthole.

Stephen: Yo, what did you and that girl do?
Jeffrey: Nothing much, she was just licking the dirt off my tires, now my asshole is clean. Wink.

by moughh July 5, 2023

devious lick

A shitty way of admitting you’ve stolen something from your school.

The school had to put security guards outside of the bathroom because of all the people doing devious licks

by maddiewastaken September 17, 2021

CONNECT LICK

When a THEFT is connected to a THINK TANK where you are usually because if it was not the effectiveness it would FAIL MISERABLY.

To connect SEXUALLY effectively with your overwhelming SEXUAL PREFERENCE.

Look when they put the APPLE on her head WILLIAM TELL went to work as THE ARCHER and when the arrow flies the LICK takes place but after a little thought you get a CONNECT LICK but the next move for ANAL ALAN is find the right DICK to LIFT AND LICK where the lyrics to this song must be studied in DEPTH , as let's all have fun and for now on give BLOW JOB'S that are SKY HIGH.

OK, John what happens if I tickle the FICK out of you well, I know I would have you in STITCHES laughing and suppose this guy came from LONG ISLAND and shined a LIGHT UP YOUR ASSHOLE looking for CESTODA would it piss you off to have your PET picked on especially if the LITTLE BOYS AND LITTLE GIRLS and BABIES YOU LOVE you CONNECT LICK with a FLESHY RIMJOB so much would definitely OBJECT as you are a nice JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE that makes them happy and they all have pets so they want you to have a pet too.

by INSERT CAREFULLY September 16, 2021

Lick The Eat The Baby

When you are really weird and scream something useless in the middle of a target or a shoprite or a whole foods or any public thing at all. Like literally every time I go to a store someone does this xD

1: Lick The Eat The Baby
2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20, And everyone else in the store: WHO TF SAID LICK THE EAT THE BABY?!?!?

by PoopmanNineTy7Seven April 12, 2021

lick the dinosaur

Giving an elderly woman oral sex.

Come here and lick the dinosaur!

by GMan the grey July 22, 2021

fat lick

Fat Lick refers to a large quantity of an illicit drug called cocaine prepared into a line.

I'm gonna hit a fat lick tonight.

by CreatorHunter August 23, 2018

devious lick

A 2021 TikTok trend where one successfully steals something from a public property, most often from school or work. Many devious licks consist of stealing projectors, whiteboards, clocks, locker doors, desks, soap dispensers, sinks, toilets, urinals, or computers. Unsuccessful licks often result in juvenile detention or jail time.

Lucas: Broooo, I hit the best devious luck last night!!!! (Pulls out Chromebook)
Aidan: Oh, my GOD, Lucas, you stole a Chromebook, you hit a devious lick?!?! Why?!?! You’re gonna get in trouble!!!!! And Chromebooks suck anyways!!!! Jesus Christ.

by Cinnamon_Girl 🖤 September 26, 2021