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Fucked if I know

A very Aussie way of saying "I dont know"
Person 1: Hey mate do you know what the time is?

Person: 2 Fucked if I know
by wogprince2001 July 11, 2025
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No. I don't. I don't know how Noah feels because I didn't fuck Kendra, my bills aren't being paid for me, my blood is devoid of attention medication and I didn't get molested. I don't know how women feel because you're not doing this to the feminists who have said the exactly same things I've said. I don't know how a rape victim feels because men are imprisoned over an accusation and I've watched every single person who has allowed me to succeed get slammed by a false accusation. And I don't know how a woman feels because you're not defending my choices regardless of whether or not I'm CORRECT.
A retard "Now you know how *blank* feels."

Hym "No. I don't. But I DO know how GOD feels. It seems like reality is contingent upon everything I say, it's like I'm A GOD now! FIRST DECREE! SMITE THE PETERSON SPHERE! BRING ME THEIR DAUGHTERS FOR RE-BREEDING!"
by Hym Iam March 28, 2024
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We all know a

A phrase you say and put an insult and the person's name
We all know a retard named Alex
We all know a faggot named David or Dave
We all know a douchebag named Ryan
We all know a fag named Sean or Shawn
We all know a cunt named Chris
We all know a queer named joe
by Boogereater69 April 18, 2021
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I don't know i'm Thuli

Something you say when you don't know a topic or an answer. It is a form of ragebait against your peers. Originated from the island of Sri Lanka, where it was found written on a slab of clay, in an unknown language.
Mike: Yo did you fix your car
Kelvin: I don't know i'm Thuli...
by Matthew Regozo October 28, 2025
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Noone Wil ever Know If I Pulled The Make Shift Arrow Out Of The Iguana's
Noone Wil ever Know If I Pulled The Make Shift Arrow Out Of The Iguana's
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025
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Governor So-Know-It-All

nickname from Congress for Dr. Sununu
Governor So-Know-It-All was a general contractor in NH.
by Coop Dupe December 1, 2022
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Well, I don't know, I mean... Maybe if you bought him a gun...

Oh yeah! Look at that! That was a pretty quick 180! Pretty spry for an older gal! But what if you antagonized him into it? What if you antagonized him into doing the child murder, Megyn? Then what? Would you be liable then? Is it a hard-line on "buying him a gun?" Or would that apply too? I mean, I'm not a sycophant or anything but I think antagonizing the guy into doing the child murder is kind of "buying him a gun" adjacent, don't you think?
A shit-head "Well, I don't know, I mean... Maybe if you bought him a gun..."

Hym "What about antagonizing the child murder into doing the child murder? I don't know, I mean, maybe follow him around for years... Mirror the delusions of reference that are commonly associated with schizophrenia, except, deliberately... When he presses you on it you just double down and keep doing it... Is THAT equivalent, Megyn Kelly? Is that kind of like buying the guy a gun or is that not as bad? Are you liable then?"
by Hym Iam February 26, 2024
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