January 21st

National fake sick day

Jack: ughh I don’t wanna school

Megan: you don’t want january 21st is?
jack: no what is it?
megan: it’s national fake sick day. everyone and their mom is doing it!!!

by bad bitch from the 314 January 20, 2020

January

The month where the smart, bright , amazing, outstanding people are born. If you are born in January people like you as a friend. Or some people may like you more than just a friend. January is when you can be free because its a new year!

January is the beginning of the year and is when you can almost fix everything.

by Popiiiiii January 15, 2020

January 19th

The best person in the world is born this day, happy birthday baby!

"Hey Axel"
"What?"
"Today's January 19th! Your birthday, the best person in the world day!"
"Oh yeah! Thanks for reminding me"

by dusty-bun October 9, 2022

January 03 and October 20

Meant to be together hot probably father and daughter but omfg

Omg they are so hot together the must be bot january 03 and october 20.

Or omg father and daughter so cute the must be born January 03 October 20.

by Thisisfactitsbeenproven April 9, 2022

January 20

The day were your boyfriend has to send a nut video but with the sound on

Person 1: hey did you hear it’s January 20 you know what the means

Person 2: yeah my bf already sent the video with the sound on

by Mikayla_has_hoes January 20, 2021

January

Someone who only goes to the gym a few times a year, or who has only recently gone from reading online about fitness to exercising in real life.

"I'll just do something bodyweight at home... I don't want to deal with all the Januaries."

"First he did deadlifts with the worst form I've ever seen and then he started lecturing me on 5x5s. He's a fuckin January."

by theprotomen February 17, 2017

January 3rd

Real niggas day. A day where all dudes get chocolate and Xbox/ play station gift cards😙.

Her: happy real niggas day. January 3rd is the only day that is meant for u

Him: thanks 😊

by Annoying annoys December 3, 2020