January 9th, National Fuck a Furry Day

On January 9th, despite views on your future sexual orientation, you are highly encouraged to hit up a furry and have some intimate relationships with them!

January 9th, National Fuck a Furry Day
Todd: Oh shit dude, its January 9th, we gotta fuck a furry!
Jerald: Dude you gotta get a big one, last year was some scrawny white dude who smelled like a day old four loko

by ffaiit January 5, 2024

January 6-7th

National booty and tit pic day! Tell your partner they owe you a pic today..

Hey baby, its January 6.
Ok?

January 6-7th - Send a booty pic/nude

by anonymous January 6, 2024

Punch a twink in the tummy day (7th January)

They're slutty and they like it (with consent, always ask consent)

Some twink: It's Punch a twink in the tummy day (7th January). I hope someone wants to punch my tummy today

by Mirt January 7, 2024

January 7th

January 7th is national send a titty pic to whoever sends you this definition

send me a tit pic bae it January 7th

by Dixsucker January 7, 2024

January 7th

National Fake-your-birthday day!
Who doesn't like a day where it's everyones birthday? Tell your friends that you're one year older, and sorry if your birthday is actually today hehe

Today is January 7th, which technically means its my birthday whether you like it or not. FREE CAKE NOM NOM NOM!!

by Hjhghhgnugbfjh January 7, 2024

January 31st

ShayDay

January 31st is known as ShayDay which is a National Holiday signifying the last day of the first month of the new year. It’s also the best day of the year.

by plankyboo January 7, 2024

January 8th

A day for giving your girlfriend scenarios

Did you know that January 8th is my girlfriend's favorite day?

by PrettyPuppy17 January 8, 2024