Fat Hand

To enrage or infuriate someone by not giving them or not granting them something they want or need. It is also done while utilizing condescention and mild sarcasm. It is usually done in such a manner that cannot be proven or come back on the person that is doing the Fat Handing.

The lady at the Public Works window had a bad day and decided to take it out on the next customer by Fat Handing him. She said in a very condescending manner, "Sir, I'm sorry but the forms you filled out in triplicate are incorrect because you used blue ink instead of black. You'll have to come back after my lunch hour and fill them out again. Have a nice day". She did this while staring at her finger nails.

by Vermiform March 29, 2009

fiddle fat

A term to use when attempting to say the entire library of curse words over the internet, but there's a filter

"lol i screwed ur mom" "Fiddle fat"

by Icarus-Reset December 11, 2020

fat slappy

The art of getting an amazing kill in a FPS, for example a head shot, quick scope, or something completely absurd and shouldn't of been able to happen. Or, in other words, yeeting that bitch so hard they get completely erased from existence.

"Hey Ben, did you see that fat slappy i hit with Ela's shotgun?"
"No, but did you see the fat slappy I hit with Doc?"

by daedra231 December 3, 2018

Fat Gum

Fat Gum is a very soft, strong,thicccc 29 y/o man from the fandom BNHA

Feggy:"Yo regey do you know Fat Gum?"
Regey:"NO!! FEGGY!! NO!! NOT THE DOUJINS "* starts crying*
Feggy:"Oh man, im so sorry i didn't know!"
Regey:"WELL YOUR NOT SUPPOSED TO KNOW FEGGY,... JUST!- just leave i-im sorry jus-just-please?..."
Feggy:"Oh okay I'm sorry, i love you see you later then..."
Regey:"Yeah..-"

by Tamaki amajiki (suneater) February 18, 2020

Fat brulee

A term for a large or girthy penis.

Joe: Hey bro I have a fat brulee in my pants, and it has your name on it
Johnothy: What the hell is your problem man, I'm calling 911

by SoggyPeanut January 27, 2022

Fat duck

A way of saying someone has a massive forehead without them realising

Bob “Hey Joe you Have a fat duck”
Joe *confusion*

by Skezzy212 November 21, 2019

FAT system

a way to score women on there F- face A- ass T- tits

guy 1- dewdsky look at that chick
guy 2- i would bone that till my wang fell off, FAT system that
guy 1- F- 3/3

A- 3/3

T- 3/4
guy 2- yeah i would bang/fuck/rail/derail/destroy/pound that

by Left Nutz November 3, 2010