Candi

Often referred to as "Candidates", usually good tempered, but will drag your ass if you deserve it. Like when someone one wrongly assumes her profession as an exotic dancer. Excellent cat/dog/animal/human/plamp caregiver. If irritable, bring snacks and a weighted blanket to improve mood.

Candi: Hi, my name is Candi, nice to meet you.
Old prude: Oh is that short for Candice?
Candi: No, just Candi.
Old prude: Well then, you must be a stripper.
Candi: *RAGE*

by RuanRyan January 25, 2021

candy dip

when one mixes multiple substances.

hey billy wanna candy dip at the show tonight?

by anonymous September 8, 2022

bubbles candy

a big fat black child molester mostly dreamed of by little sick individuals that enjoy molestation

jacob loves dreaming about Bubbles candy!

by golgi apperatus January 8, 2012

Eye candy

Something that is pleasing to see

I want that eye candy

by My yee 2 March 21, 2021

god’s candy

(Slang, vulgar) the build up of smegma, bodily fluids and sloughed skin cells under the male penile foreskin. Commonly referred to as “dick cheese” due to it’s sickly dairy scent.

“Dan marveled at the motherload of god’s candy on Ben’s stinky shaft.”

by Stalecracker-OG December 12, 2022

Candy farm

A candy farm is a bowl of candy that is set out for anyone to partake in.

The only reason I stay at my job is because my dick boss Mike has a good candy farm on his desk.

by Former President Jimmy Carter January 27, 2020

monster candy

-Attractive Male/Female Protagonist in a horror movie that frequently attracts the monster or monsters. Usually does not die immediately.

-Candy that eats people.

-That screaming chick has been running around on screen attracting every monster for the last 30 minutes. What a piece of monster candy!

-In Soviet Russia, Candy eats YOU!

by NotTheCandy December 17, 2012