Ass cookie

A scatists reference to a chunky gold nugget of poop which brings a fleeting moment of sexual joy

"This ass cookie has brought me a fleeting moment of sexual joy."

by dux0r2 March 22, 2010

cookie crisp

The sexual act preformed when the male pulls out of the vagina and releases his semen on the womans face accompanied by a quick turn-around and immediate emmitance of explosive diarrhea all over the woman.

Poor Jane got the cookie crisp right after Mexican night.

Biff "Yo man, whaddya do last night?"
Bobby "CoooOOOOOOOOOkie CRISP!!"

by eric drolshagen July 20, 2008

Hotel Cookie Tray

A white person attepting to be "hood."

"What up home skillet?"
"Aw nuttin much hotel cookie tray!!"

by Hotel Cookie Tray February 24, 2009

Cookie Cutter Music

Popular music that possesses no real melody and is used widely as filler music. Can be in the form of rock, pop, and other musical genres.

Green Day's songs have catchy melodies, so they don't produce cookie cutter music.

by kylerama September 10, 2008

Red Snatch Cookies

Getting Sex from an extremely hot redhead.
Often abbreviated as RSC

Angie scott really wants some red snatch cookies!!!!!!

by HotForHerXXX February 13, 2010

burn my cookies

A horrific sexual act too disgusting to describe. Usually involving a squirrel and three chop sticks.

I love you even though you burn my cookies..

by angrygreg December 18, 2013

Hairy Cookie Nips

A medical condition of the nipple found solely on African-American women. This condition engulfs 64% of the breast, and is characterized by a pinkish hue with chocolate chip-esk, dark spots that litter the entire surface. Out of each spot will grow white hair of a pubic quality that will reach lengths of four to six inches. This disease is contracted upon passing a certain body weight along with a certain amount of hours straight of inactivity.

Hey, look at those hairy cookie nips!

Tasty hairy cookie nips are my favorite!

Oh my gosh! What happened to all the hairy cookie nips?

Mommy, Daddy said "hairy cookie nips" when describing you. What does it mean?

I think my hairy cookie nips spread to my genitals.

by It's time to think Butthole February 14, 2012