biscuit punch

a punch, kick or whack to the crotch area, vagina or bush. For a male, this would be a penis punch.

Careful, bitch or I'll biscuit punch you and you'll walk funny for weeks!

by browneyes1623 March 10, 2017

Biscuit

Any type of Pistol

You know I keep the biscuit on me

by 1Amerukhan August 14, 2022

Biscuit Baby

A white baby

Look at that cute lil biscuit baby!

by BrittanyAlexia09 July 6, 2021

Soggy Biscuit

A game played by teenage schoolboys in Britain wherein everyone violently jerks off onto a single digestive biscuit at the same time, and the last person to bust has to eat the biscuit. Most commonly played at sleepovers or school trips.

Lads, want to play soggy biscuit?
Soggy biscuit is actually grim
Wheyy, you have to eat the soggy biscuit

by Britishslang February 6, 2025

grumpy biscuit

A person who is annoyed by serious stuff, spamming the word "STOP", "WHAT", or something goes along the line.

person: "Somebody has stolen your video for an ad!"
A GB (Grumpy Biscuit): "STOP!"
person #2: "Stop being so obnoxious, you grumpy biscuit."

by DoodleBaldiBFB August 22, 2019

street biscuit

A brick

Ima smack you upside the head with a street biscuit

by FaintRush June 1, 2022

biscuit fist

A biscuit fist is when you take your fist like a club and punch the temple area of someones head.

Joe biscuit fisted Steve after they got into a fight.

by Pseudonym:Moose July 28, 2016