d bag

1. Ironic term for douche bag, since by abbreviating "douche-bag" unnecessarily, you, in turn, resemble a "douche-bag."

by Clinto-beans July 13, 2006

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Douche Bag

1. n. - Someone who commits cowardly acts and refuses to take responsibility for them, usually getting peers in trouble. Often tries to put others down with insults that a person with the intelect of a snail could think of. Never lends money, never does favors, does not give a f_ck if you go and jump of a cliff. A crappy friend, relies and depends on other people misery for pleasure.

"Josh is such a f_ucking douche bag, he put dog sh_t in my backpack and told me it wasn't him, then asked me for a dollar for a water bottle... i pushed him to the floor and he cracked up and told me to get a life."

by PlGEON May 08, 2006

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Big Bag

Ejaculating excessively due to enormous testacles.

Max: Dude, you big bagged in my ass again!
James: Yeah, now you get to mudfall in my hair

by jameslamarcurry February 19, 2008

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Happy Bag

As it's name suggests, a Happy Bag is essentially a bag of happy. Think of the "happy" in the bag like the massive ammounts of Seratonin(the hormone that makes you happy) that is stored in your brain, and forced to be released when ecstacy is used. A popped happy bag is much like using ecstacy in this sense, as all the happy is forced to exit the bag. However a ruptured happy bag is much more deadly than ecstacy.

A happy bag of normal size, when popped, unleashes enough energy to power the country of Finland for 32 minutes. These extremely powerful blasts and shockwaves of happy explode in a radius of 60 miles. This happy is very infectious.

I heard that Waldo is really a happy bag, and he's hiding because everyone wants to pop him.

by Horoscopejunkie April 19, 2008

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leather bag

A descriptive term for a male or female "sun worshipper" who has spent one hour too many sunbathing or visiting the solarium, that their skin has acquired the texture of wrinkly brown leather such as the one found on Gucci bags.

Forget the sunscreen. Let's turn into leather bags!

Check out that seventy-year-old leather bag!

I'm going on a cruise to play bingo and fraternise with rich, leather bag grannies.

by Costas Mantratzis February 20, 2008

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