River/Max

River and or Max, the most epic person, and I love him with every inch of my body!! Absolute legend, would kiss and cuddle for the rest of time. <33
I honestly love him!!!! AHHHH <333

This is the meaning of River/Max

by Lumonicleon June 20, 2021

Max Ben ner

Max is the sexiest most amazing person of all time they have huge penis and everyone loves them

The name max ben ner is a very great name

by Max b June 22, 2021

max

the most gay version of rowan.

rowan is max

by them thighs June 24, 2021

Max

Fat cock max

Max his name must be max

by Fap3 June 24, 2021

Max

imagine an emo met someone with every possible mental illness, fused and then created an abomination that stays on twitter just to cancel 15 year olds and put trigger warnings on literally everything they say

Michael: dude have you heard about max?

Becky: haven't why?

Michael: the dudes lost his mind, he just had a break down because he couldn't dox a kid for blocking him

Becky: HA, no seriously he needs to get a grip

by juiceboxkw July 11, 2021

Max A Sleeve

Eating an entire sleeve of Girl Scout Cookies in one sitting

"Dude, I'm addicted to Thin Mints, I'm about to go max a sleeve

by Howard Day August 3, 2012

Max Burnside

1.) The name of one of the lesser-known Confederate commanders in the Civil War. He was an insubordinate commander. Burnside was a bald and heavy gentleman with large, gray sideburns.

2.) Burnsideverb: taking a shit in a water balloon, heating it to above room temperature, shaving one's pubes and throwing them inside the balloon, sticking one's thumb in the balloon, and shoving the balloon up a heavy man's rear with one's thumb still inside the balloon. This may lead to constipation.

1.) Max Burnside led several unsuccessful attacks on the Yankees due to little mistakes and laziness.

2.) Katy gave Alex a burnside leading to Alex soon getting constipated.

by CivilWarInfo November 28, 2011