The best and most intelligent person alive. However, a Kyle is not only intelligent, but very handsome and athletic. In fact, The average Kyle has an IQ of about 176 and a 4:21 minute mile! Additionally, I, a fellow Kyle, was announced as the Times Magazine 2006 person of the year! All in all, the information above is proof that ALL Kyle's are great, and that is why I think that the next president should be someone named Kyle.
Person 1: Hey man, I was wondering what the best name is.
Person 2: Kyle is a great name! In fact, did you know that the average Kyle is a billionaire?
Person 1: Wow! I didn't know that. Now I know that the best name is Kyle.
Person 2: Kyle is a great name! In fact, did you know that the average Kyle is a billionaire?
Person 1: Wow! I didn't know that. Now I know that the best name is Kyle.
by NotASpoon February 03, 2020
He is the whitest boy you'll ever meet. But he likes talking about sex and he is most likely to be gay. He likes to talk about his penis a lot and he is most likely not gonna get a girl. That is the main reason he turns gay and he has a really tight booty hole but he can fit lots of cocks in there
sam" who is the new kid"
Jason"I don't know but he looks pretty white so he has to be kyle"
sam "hey kyle:
kyle" can you shove your cock up my ass"
Jason"I don't know but he looks pretty white so he has to be kyle"
sam "hey kyle:
kyle" can you shove your cock up my ass"
by 6734869t[83opfeq] September 29, 2022
Kyle is an gashay.
by tahlid1 July 30, 2020
The most typical frat boy you will ever see. He wears hats sideways, wears short khaki shorts, and wears polos.
by gjab48 July 13, 2019
Kyle made dinner last night, so of course we all ended up finishing the evening in the emergency room.
by Rend--X January 03, 2021