Cracker Wisdom

A form of basic and incredibly obvious advice often given by humans of Caucasian decent

- "Don't point a gun at things you're not willing to kill !"

- "That's some cracker wisdom right here."

by GhastlyFeet May 23, 2023

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Cracker boy theo

Cracker boy Theo is a boy that can’t talk to girl longer than 5 minutes

by Cjashh November 13, 2020

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Racist southern white people who hate anyone other than their own kind and think they own you if they do favors for you.

Look at that guy right there, see all that dry skin, he's a cracker jack!

by JCWithTheRojoT October 15, 2021

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When a group of guys, grab a cracker, and start máster-bating, last guy to ejaculate on the cracker, has to eat up

Ayo, you tryna Cracker Jack at 6:00, with Dane, Austyn, and I?

by Dre2k August 15, 2021

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A black woman who gushes over a crush/celebrity or admires who is a straight white man

Girl: "I love Jack Harlow! I'd definitely sell my house for him."
Boy: "stfu you cracker fangirl, this is why you're gonna get called a nig-"

by assforlifersss November 10, 2021

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I met Keith for my daily dose of crack and he pulled out his cracker bible for me to read while I got bummed because I didn’t have enough money

by I am Keith March 23, 2024

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a white kid that is part black but has a small dick and cannot rap but tries very hard to.

dude do you know any cracker crust poptarts?

yea Eminem is one.

by assgiggles June 12, 2011

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