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Thomas

literally the hottest guy alive like iโ€™m just gonna have to ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜ weโ€™re married but he doesnโ€™t know it yet
thomas marry me pls
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Thomas

Thomas is the most gorgeous person you'll ever meet. If you ever meet Thomas, you'll always want to be around them. Their personality is so bright and wonderful. They are confident and carefree, and they will always be there to listen when you are at your worst. Thomas will wear wear whatever seems comfortable to them, but they will look SO GOOD in anything they put on.

Thomas makes a great friend, but they make an even better partner. They will love an cherish you for as long as they can, and they will make you feel so good about yourself.

NEVER LET THEM GO, YOU'LL REGRET IT!
'Thomas is so goddamn beautiful, dude.'
'Bro, thats kinda gay.'
by eeperbeeper December 27, 2021
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Thomas flyswatter

A thomas flyswatter appeared and started taking a dookie on my new carpet ๐Ÿฅฐ
by CERTIFIED SILLYGUY REAL March 22, 2024
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Thomas

Is the straight motha fuckin manโ€ฆ
Your wifeโ€™s bestie: Is thatโ€ฆ?
Your wife: Thomas
by Lonny Bahonos November 23, 2021
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Thomas Applegate

Has a Huge Crush on a girl but just won't admit it. he is tall, handsome, and athletic... he is a trouble maker but makes you laugh really hard. all the ladies want him but he only likes 1 girl and will always go back to her.
Oh look at that Thomas Applegate. he i so cute but he likes her.
by ๐Ÿ˜ˆShawdy44๐Ÿ˜‰ September 18, 2020
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Thomas English Muffin

When a lady is on the last day of her period and has her nooks and crannies cleaned out by a big dick.
Damn, you gave me a Thomas English Muffin. Donโ€™t even need a panty liner now. Looks like apple butter.
by SkidmarkParade January 13, 2022
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Thomas

Teenager with 7-9 in penis
Thomas gotta bigin
by Nfjdjndnsndn May 6, 2020
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