Brandon

A bitch who sucks at Friday the 13th game. Has little balls and loves to blind unicorn his boyfriend.

Wow that Bruno is a Brandon!

by Sailormoon147 August 10, 2018

Brandon

The big stinky

After I took a shit, I smelled like Brandon.

by Babyboo234 September 13, 2021

Brandon

He looks mean on the outside , but deep down inside he has a kind heart for others. He’s the type of guy to have no friends, no girlfriends, just himself. Dating him means dropping your guy best friend, otherwise he will find him and put a bounty on him. Most Brandon’s also have back problems. Perhaps it is because they have to carry that giant phat cock around.

Yo look at Brandon! He’s such a loser complaining about his back a lot.

by definitelynotbrandon November 22, 2021

Brandon’s Dog

When you think your boyfriends dog is actually your dog.

I take Brandon’s dog everywhere with me.

Everything I post is with Brandon’s dog.

by Brandon’sMyDad November 23, 2021

Brandon Colónialism

When Brandon Colón goes to a foreign country, restaurant, bar or nightlife establishment and proceeds to rape and pillage locals

My friends and I hopped down to Tulum for a little weekend Brandon Colónialism

by BigBadBillClinton April 2, 2019