1. A group of 2 or more people who, when by themselves, would each be individually referred to as douches and or douche bags.
2. An individual who by themselves would be what is called a Super Douche.
2. An individual who by themselves would be what is called a Super Douche.
My boyfriend and his friends are a total Douche Unit when they hang out.
OMG, the guy that hit on me at the bar was a total DOUCHE UNIT!
OMG, the guy that hit on me at the bar was a total DOUCHE UNIT!
by The Mouse they call Mighty November 30, 2011
Get the Douche Unitmug. Someone so tall they make every person in the nearby vicinity look like a small child (5ft 9 or below). They always stand at the back of group photos.
by Dreamlike Mike August 15, 2019
Get the Unitmug. 
The name that should be given to the thousands of kids’ football (soccer) teams run by a volunteer parent, whose child is often the worst player, usually causing the team to lose and the sidelining of bettter kids, to the quiet rage of the parents of sidelined children.
In an unbelievable first half, Nepotism United Under 10’s let in five goals, though it was all the fault of the other players except for Daniel Sulkpants at Centre-back, the manager’s son, and Billy Crap whose mother runs the coffee shop, and the other parents are scared to say anything about it.
by Clothears September 29, 2018
Get the Nepotism Unitedmug. A person that is fat as fuck
by Alfie coe May 3, 2018
Get the unitismmug. 
A bunch of people in learning strats with high hopes of becoming rappers with D-Corp productions--Without any future whatsoever.
by Chris (the one who hates rich pakistani kids with May 30, 2003
Get the We unitmug.