turd sculpting

Maintenance programming. Or working on legacy applications making minor changes.

I'm stuck doing turd sculpting this week.

by A Code Monkey December 14, 2008

Turd Herd

a group of people dressed like turd

"look it's the turd herd"
"aren't they supposed to be in the toilet"
"i would NEVER be in that club"

by soapsolo11103 February 5, 2013

turd machine

When one deficates while listening to Bird Machine

Jimbob decided to try the turd machine.

by large anal beads November 10, 2013

Cutting Turds

South Georgia term for describing a series of very juicy Farts that smells like straight-up shit !!!

" I have a feeling that after eating all this Chilli I will be cutting turds all night long "

by Bruiser Braswell October 22, 2016

Turd-chin

Double chin, having two chins that resemble a turd.

“Wow, I never realized that Sam could be such a nasty turd-chin.”

“Hey, you don’t have to force food down like that, you’re getting a turd-chin.”

by LoveThatPseudonym March 6, 2019

Turd Squared

When someone has a foursomein a portaloo box

Jodie: “Ay mate how was ye turd squared at limf”
James: “it was a fucking belter”

by Telephone box ;) March 14, 2019

Kratom Turd

In the world of kratom there are many different ways to make it so you cannot taste it. A kratom turd is the specific method of making a paste with lime juice and honey and molding it into a pill like shape and freezing it, the result looks frighteningly similar to a Guinea Pig turd which is why the kratom community named it "kratom turd"

"Hey you got some kratom? "
"Yeah man, but I dont have the powder, only kratom turds."
"That's ok! That's my preferred way of taking it anyway"

"What are you up to"
"Molding kratom turds for tomarrow"

"Ah cool, make some for me"

by Oywiththepoodles October 26, 2020