Kratom Turd

In the world of kratom there are many different ways to make it so you cannot taste it. A kratom turd is the specific method of making a paste with lime juice and honey and molding it into a pill like shape and freezing it, the result looks frighteningly similar to a Guinea Pig turd which is why the kratom community named it "kratom turd"

"Hey you got some kratom? "
"Yeah man, but I dont have the powder, only kratom turds."
"That's ok! That's my preferred way of taking it anyway"

"What are you up to"
"Molding kratom turds for tomarrow"

"Ah cool, make some for me"

by Oywiththepoodles October 26, 2020

turd machine

When one deficates while listening to Bird Machine

Jimbob decided to try the turd machine.

by large anal beads November 10, 2013

turd sculpting

Maintenance programming. Or working on legacy applications making minor changes.

I'm stuck doing turd sculpting this week.

by A Code Monkey December 14, 2008

Turd Squared

When someone has a foursomein a portaloo box

Jodie: “Ay mate how was ye turd squared at limf”
James: “it was a fucking belter”

by Telephone box ;) March 14, 2019

turd grabber

a newborn baby. derives from proximity of the birth canal to the anus

" Hey! Ramond's wife she done had a tu'd grabbuh."

by John E. Walker April 26, 2003

Turd Bullet

A fast bowel movement. Typically used as an insult in place of asshole or jerk.

I can't stand my new neighbor, he's such a turd bullet.

by uvkorn7 November 22, 2010

Cutting Turds

South Georgia term for describing a series of very juicy Farts that smells like straight-up shit !!!

" I have a feeling that after eating all this Chilli I will be cutting turds all night long "

by Bruiser Braswell October 22, 2016