Turd swirl

A testing facility in Montreal

That place is a real turd swirl.

by bray fart April 30, 2009

Liberty Turd

The expulsion of faeces in any environment other than a locked and secured toilet/bathroom.

N.B: this includes shitting with the toilet door open but does not include soiling oneself in public.

Camper A; "I just had a brilliant liberty turd next to that pine tree."

Camper B; "Did you have toilet roll with you or did you go 'au naturel'?"

Camper A; "Luckily I had a pack of hand tissues in my jacket pocket."

Camper B "Sweet."

Son; "Dad, let me know how long you and Mum are going to be out for so I can have a shit with the door open."

Dad; "Ah the old liberty turd, will do Son."

by rnaylevert July 5, 2012

Turd Squared

When someone has a foursomein a portaloo box

Jodie: “Ay mate how was ye turd squared at limf”
James: “it was a fucking belter”

by Telephone box ;) March 14, 2019

Turd Reaper

1.)Another term for the toilet, can, shitter and most important on your neighbours doorstep.
2.)When you finally find an empty public restroom for a dump so massive that it requires complete solitude for the deposit....and then someone walks in.

I had saved up a dump which was so colossal, that when released you worry whether the turd reaper can facilitate such a quantity of turd, hoping it will flush.

by JudgeFooj June 11, 2009

Heard Turd

An object of fecal matter deposited in the bed of a significant other, typically done as an act of revenge or as a means of garnering attention.

Amber was feeling emotionally unstable as a result of not getting her way, so she laid a Heard Turd in Johnny’s bed.

by Cap’n Jack May 31, 2022

turd hog

one who puts their head into the toilet after filling it up

Did you see Roger turd hog after slamming the commode?

by turtletoe July 30, 2009

turd sculpting

Maintenance programming. Or working on legacy applications making minor changes.

I'm stuck doing turd sculpting this week.

by A Code Monkey December 14, 2008