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mother in law trap

A trap set by a mother in law whose child has moved away, mostly out of state. The mother makes grandiose promises in the hopes that it will lure the couple back home.
"Her mom said if we move back from CA that we will be able to get well paying jobs with Mr. Snidesworth at the laboratory."
"Be careful bro, it could be a mother in law trap."
by OneToothWillis June 1, 2018
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Penis Fly Trap

A beautiful woman who will draw you in and then suck the life out of you. Dear god don't let your friends fall prey to one of these.
"Watch out for that Penis Fly Trap. She'll ruin your damn life!"
by Jalapeno Rooster August 29, 2016
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The Florida Alligator Trap

The Florida Alligator Trap is when one woman, lying on her back, is scissoring another woman lying in a similar position. When either woman is close to climax they will clench their legs down forcefully locking each other in place.
Girl #1: So, did you and Tanya get at it last night?
Girl #2: Oh yeah, she pulled the florida alligator trap
Girl #1: Damn that sneaky motherfucker
by The All Wise One January 4, 2015
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The Ultimate Thirst Trap

A lightweight, nourishing moisturizer that quenches skin that's thirsty AF and leaves an irresistibly smooth glow—all thanks to a triple-threat combo of active ingredients that attract moisture and lock it in!
"Daaaamn why is my skin feeling so smooth and what is this gorgeous glow?!"
"That's The Ultimate Thirst Trap, bestie! 💦"
by EcoFabulous November 9, 2022
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Rusty bear Trap

The female equivalent of tea bagging. This is when a woman sits on someone's face in celebration of a kill in online gaming.
Katherine added to that guys humiliation by giving him a rusty bear trap after she killed him.
by Squishy6 September 18, 2015
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Alabama finger trap

When your uncle touch’s your no no and you clench
by Unclejerr September 6, 2021
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French Finger Trap

The sexual act of insterting a finger or penis into a person’s foreskin. Synonymous with docking. The French Finger Trap may also refer to the act of inserting one MAS-36 rifle into another by way of the bayonet lug. The rifles will then become semi-permanently attached tip-to-tip.
Jacque showed me how to perform a French Finger Trap last night. It was fun at first, but we were stuck together until morning.
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