A trap set by a mother in law whose child has moved away, mostly out of state. The mother makes grandiose promises in the hopes that it will lure the couple back home.
"Her mom said if we move back from CA that we will be able to get well paying jobs with Mr. Snidesworth at the laboratory."
"Be careful bro, it could be a mother in law trap."
"Be careful bro, it could be a mother in law trap."
by OneToothWillis June 1, 2018
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Get the Penis Fly Trap mug.The Florida Alligator Trap is when one woman, lying on her back, is scissoring another woman lying in a similar position. When either woman is close to climax they will clench their legs down forcefully locking each other in place.
Girl #1: So, did you and Tanya get at it last night?
Girl #2: Oh yeah, she pulled the florida alligator trap
Girl #1: Damn that sneaky motherfucker
Girl #2: Oh yeah, she pulled the florida alligator trap
Girl #1: Damn that sneaky motherfucker
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"Daaaamn why is my skin feeling so smooth and what is this gorgeous glow?!"
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Jacque showed me how to perform a French Finger Trap last night. It was fun at first, but we were stuck together until morning.
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