Texas Shoe-horn

The act of forcing ones foot into their own underwear

I got Toby in a tight Texas Shoe-horn and he had to rip his underwear to break free.

by Mr. Haddad March 14, 2012

Texas Mouth Wash

Lubing your dick up with a bottle of Tobasco sauce, then throat fucking the hell out of someone.

"Wow dude, did you hear about what happened to Samantha?"
"Yeah, I heard her bf gave her a Texas Mouth Wash...poor girl, her throat was on fire for the rest of the night."

by Massagingbetty February 14, 2012

Texas Lane Change

To change from the far most left lane of the interstate, to the far most right lane at a high rate of speed, in an attempt to make the exit. Typically occurs on Texas Interstates such as I-45, I-10, etc.

“Whoa bro, watch out this guys doing 95 to try and make the exit!” “Damn, he almost hit me doing that Texas lane change!”

by Coolsno September 11, 2022

Texas Chili Bowl

The sexual act of pouring a mixture of chili, hot sauce, and sour cream over one’s anus and fucking aggressively using the chili as lubricant. After anal creampie is reached the chili is served and enjoyed with saltine crackers

We were feeling hungry and adventurous so we decided to mix up a nice Texas Chili Bowl for us to enjoy next to the fireplace.

by BoyBloo January 31, 2023

Texas Oil Derrick

When during intercourse a man picks up a woman and dips her onto his dick repeatedly similar to an oil derrick

Dude) hey there you like Seasaws?

Girl) why?

Dude) cuz id like to show you my Texas oil derrick move

by Chuck X. Walker January 13, 2011

Pink Texas Gold

The only good thing about the Bush family. see Nopehole

Pink Texas Gold would be nice if their father wasn't such a fuck.

by The Joe December 3, 2004

Texas Chili-Bowl

The act of a male eating the ingredients to texas chili and proceeding to make himself vomit on his girl's head. Then he places a bowl on her head and gives her a haircut.

Joey: I am kind of hungry. What should I eat for dinner?

Stephanie: I really need a haircut.

Joey: Are you thinking what I am thinking?

Stephanie: TEXAS CHILI-BOWL!

by Cesara June 19, 2008