In the world of kratom there are many different ways to make it so you cannot taste it. A kratom turd is the specific method of making a paste with lime juice and honey and molding it into a pill like shape and freezing it, the result looks frighteningly similar to a Guinea Pig turd which is why the kratom community named it "kratom turd"
"Hey you got some kratom? "
"Yeah man, but I dont have the powder, only kratom turds."
"That's ok! That's my preferred way of taking it anyway"
"What are you up to"
"Molding kratom turds for tomarrow"
"Ah cool, make some for me"
"Yeah man, but I dont have the powder, only kratom turds."
"That's ok! That's my preferred way of taking it anyway"
"What are you up to"
"Molding kratom turds for tomarrow"
"Ah cool, make some for me"
by Oywiththepoodles October 26, 2020
Get the Kratom Turdmug. South Georgia term for describing a series of very juicy Farts that smells like straight-up shit !!!
by Bruiser Braswell October 22, 2016
Get the Cutting Turdsmug. What happens when two monkeys get into a sort of "cockfight", but instead throw turds at each other.
The epic turd fight between the two monkeys ended with one monkey getting the shit beat out of him and turd shoved up his ass.
by DannyDingo May 29, 2009
Get the turd fightmug. When two individuals, who have had a high fiber diet for at least two weeks, get butt to butt and procede to simu -poop. The turds breach ass at the same time and meet at a point where they start to twist and push together starting the turd welding process. After a few moments the turds beome one. The turd welding is complete!
See turd welding unicorn for further applications of turd welding.
See turd welding unicorn for further applications of turd welding.
by Death Dragon February 18, 2011
Get the Turd Weldingmug. by large anal beads November 10, 2013
Get the turd machinemug. “Wow, I never realized that Sam could be such a nasty turd-chin.”
“Hey, you don’t have to force food down like that, you’re getting a turd-chin.”
“Hey, you don’t have to force food down like that, you’re getting a turd-chin.”
by LoveThatPseudonym March 6, 2019
Get the Turd-chinmug. by Telephone box ;) March 14, 2019
Get the Turd Squaredmug.