“Wow, I never realized that Sam could be such a nasty turd-chin.”
“Hey, you don’t have to force food down like that, you’re getting a turd-chin.”
“Hey, you don’t have to force food down like that, you’re getting a turd-chin.”
by LoveThatPseudonym March 07, 2019
The expulsion of faeces in any environment other than a locked and secured toilet/bathroom.
N.B: this includes shitting with the toilet door open but does not include soiling oneself in public.
N.B: this includes shitting with the toilet door open but does not include soiling oneself in public.
Camper A; "I just had a brilliant liberty turd next to that pine tree."
Camper B; "Did you have toilet roll with you or did you go 'au naturel'?"
Camper A; "Luckily I had a pack of hand tissues in my jacket pocket."
Camper B "Sweet."
Son; "Dad, let me know how long you and Mum are going to be out for so I can have a shit with the door open."
Dad; "Ah the old liberty turd, will do Son."
Camper B; "Did you have toilet roll with you or did you go 'au naturel'?"
Camper A; "Luckily I had a pack of hand tissues in my jacket pocket."
Camper B "Sweet."
Son; "Dad, let me know how long you and Mum are going to be out for so I can have a shit with the door open."
Dad; "Ah the old liberty turd, will do Son."
by rnaylevert July 02, 2012
In the world of kratom there are many different ways to make it so you cannot taste it. A kratom turd is the specific method of making a paste with lime juice and honey and molding it into a pill like shape and freezing it, the result looks frighteningly similar to a Guinea Pig turd which is why the kratom community named it "kratom turd"
"Hey you got some kratom? "
"Yeah man, but I dont have the powder, only kratom turds."
"That's ok! That's my preferred way of taking it anyway"
"What are you up to"
"Molding kratom turds for tomarrow"
"Ah cool, make some for me"
"Yeah man, but I dont have the powder, only kratom turds."
"That's ok! That's my preferred way of taking it anyway"
"What are you up to"
"Molding kratom turds for tomarrow"
"Ah cool, make some for me"
by Oywiththepoodles October 26, 2020
1.)Another term for the toilet, can, shitter and most important on your neighbours doorstep.
2.)When you finally find an empty public restroom for a dump so massive that it requires complete solitude for the deposit....and then someone walks in.
2.)When you finally find an empty public restroom for a dump so massive that it requires complete solitude for the deposit....and then someone walks in.
I had saved up a dump which was so colossal, that when released you worry whether the turd reaper can facilitate such a quantity of turd, hoping it will flush.
by JudgeFooj June 11, 2009
by large anal beads November 10, 2013
An object of fecal matter deposited in the bed of a significant other, typically done as an act of revenge or as a means of garnering attention.
Amber was feeling emotionally unstable as a result of not getting her way, so she laid a Heard Turd in Johnny’s bed.
by Cap’n Jack May 31, 2022
by turtletoe July 31, 2009