Cow Humor

An elusive form of humor revolving around cows. If you read my name, (Based Cow) you'll know that I have cow humor. The reason why it's funny is because it's super random, and random == funny. But it isn't TOO random.

Person 1: 2 cows walk into a bar. The cow says to the other cow, MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, and proceeds to dance.
Person 2: Do you have the elusive Cow Humor?

by Based Cow December 4, 2021

Milking the Cow

The act of jerking off four guys at once.

I hear lots of men are in to "milking the cow".

by Winnie The Dump April 21, 2017

The cow

An evil being that is behind of everything.

Always blame the cow.

"Oh, the cow confused me, again"

"Of course, it's always the cow"

by Nyx, you builder August 15, 2022

Kiss the Cow

To confront ones own issues and/or embrace hardships that may be grotesque.

David was procrastinating cleaning his bathroom and unclogging his toilette. After much bickering from his roomates, David decided to kiss the cow and clean.

by Mulangirl August 22, 2019

Milking the cow

During sex you milk the cow when shes on bottom in the middle of a threesome. You have the asshole and the other has the vagina when hes suckin the tits. When you slap the ass and the milk comes out

Jack: Yoooo I had a threesome last night
Will: Damn you lucky bitch
Jack: Yea we tried milking the cow
Will: WTF?
Jack: Here me out it felt good
Will: Shut the fuck up

by GamerBruhMomemnt December 1, 2020

Ner Cow

one of PureGhetto's weird ideas. Don't ask me.

cows are funny, but Ner Cows are cute lolz!

by Denmark October 8, 2004

cowing

when you wrap your legs around a person or wrap your legs around a person and proceed to fuck them

OMG we cowed!! or OMG we were cowing!!

by iwannagethighhhh October 11, 2019