Soup

An annoying non-binary person you are friends with that wears weird clothes

Where does Soup get their clothes, the thrift shop?

by Monarch of Soup December 19, 2022

soup wizard

Someone who is completely worthless and is still a virgin. He also is avoided by everyone and has no friends.

"Hey, you see Daniel over there. I hear he is a Soup Wizard. We should stay away from him.

by Wizard Killer November 7, 2015

Soups

A large group of people in a small space who overwhelms you

“I don’t like soups”
“I can’t deal with soups”
“This is soups so I gotta go”

by NurseD! July 17, 2024

Soup can

A relationship that needs a label

Just because it doesn't have a label, doesn't mean it's not a soup can

by Chubb Chubb spade May 10, 2016

Arkansas Soup Kitchen

It's late, you and your first cousin are about to spice things up. So y'all decide to smoke a little meth after some taco bell. Your bubble guts spawns the mood to ass blast in your cousin Bobbie Jo's muff, creating the soup effect. Grab a plastic spork and Bon Appétit.

Boy am I hungry? I could go for some Arkansas Soup Kitchen. That's dinner and dessert.

by Dan and them December 24, 2024

bachelor's cuppa soup

When one projectile vomits into a vagina then proceeds to eat the contents. Always resulting in the girl leaving you immediatly on your own again.

Dave- I took Janet back to mine for a bachelor's cuppa soup last night.

Pete- On yer own again now then?

Dave- Yeh, don't think I'm ever going to find someone who will let me barf in her bitch hole.

by gimpshoe May 6, 2018

soup

Literally anything can be soup... Except stew

A: "Coffee is just bean soup"
B: "yup, makes sense"

A: "pizza is just hard soup with dough"
B: "so true"

A: "a wall is just concrete soup with bricks
B: "of course, everything is soup"

A: "stew is honestly just soup"
B: "no you idiot, there is a defined difference between soup and stew"

by jorrit200 March 24, 2022