Poor man's shower

When a regular shower is unavailable and you use the closest available water source and proceed to dump it all over your body and continue on with your day. Eg. a water bottle, bucket of water, hose

I woke up hung over in someones yard, with a bottle of water next to me. I took two sips, then dumped it all over me.

Nothing like a poor man's shower to start my day

by Alycat2457 September 6, 2012

Acid Rain Shower

When you get a woman to stand over your head, legs spread, and she administers a douche to herself and the resulting after fluids rain down on your head.

I cant believe that Steve actually pays women to give him an acid rain shower!

by Khronepsis June 18, 2011

golden snow shower

When you are shovelling snow with a friend and need a warm beverage while you friend has to really pee so they solve two problems with one action.

Person 1: "I'm craving a hot beverage"
Person 2: "I could give you a golden snow shower because I gotta pee."

by psychobtches September 6, 2017

Shower-job

Having your penis stimulated and get a boner while you are taking a shower. Usually water falls on it and will feel like a BJ.

You- Man I can't stand taking a shower anymore!

Guy- How come?

You- I always get a Shower-job and my penis gets all big!

Guy- That stinks man!

by kingballer16 August 15, 2010

Cole Shower

A shower in where you don't want to be grody but you also don't want to waste time drying off so you simply run the water over your head and proceed to the window for a bowl of marijuana.

Nikka1: Fuck dude! They're gonna be here any fucking minute, I dont have time for a shower!

Nikka2: It's ok bro, go take a Cole shower.

by Dat Niqqa October 23, 2011

Turkey Shower Curtains

When a girl gets several circular piercings on her labia, so that it stretches it and looks like a curtain with rings on it, like a shower curtain.

Barbara just got six piercings on her labia. That bitch has turkey shower curtains. Get out the Comet and let's clean it.

by Saluki Sally September 20, 2008

Go take a shower!

Reference made by fans of the anime 'This Ugly Yet Beautiful World' a.k.a. 'Kono Minikuku mo Utsukushii Sekai'. Based on a scene in episode 2 where Jennifer and Hikari take a shower together. It is used to point out a lesbian act.

Me: "Hey Danielle what were you and Jessica doing last night?"

Danielle: "What do you think?"

Me: "Feeling each other." *snickers*

Danielle: "Ugh! Go take a shower!"

by Yuuko Ichihara July 10, 2009