Ryan Morris

he likes touching kids

Ryan is man with rape for kid 4 and under

Random Man: Hey hows it going
Ryan Morris: Hey can I sex your kid?
Random Man: Wtf dude no shes 4
Ryan Morris: Oh well guess im just gonna have to rape them

by Skimpdingle May 2, 2019

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Ryan Murray

AKA Radek Markov. A Russian hockey player who some times disguises himself as a Canadian hockey player.

Ryan Murray plays for the Russian world junior team but wears a canadian jersey.

by packman33 January 4, 2012

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Wrinkler Ryan

a small, wrinkled ending of a certain boy's vital apendage which has a tendancy to 'wink' at other boys.

Ben: "Aaaargh! Ryan, buy some bigger shorts man!"
Ryan-noticing his wrinkler advancing towards Ben exclaims "No! Down junior, we dont like boys now do we!...do we?"

by Adam Watts (a.s,s.e,t.l) June 26, 2004

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1)He is Deadpool.

2)He is a God among men.

3)Even he makes fun of Green Lantern... because we all know it was a shitstorm.

4)He is fucking hilarious.

5)He is married to Blake Lively and we are all secretly jealous.

6)Follow him on Twitter... Like really guys it is worth it.

7)He fought to have FOX make the Deadpool movie for 10 years at the request of the internet.

8)When Deadpool was finished being filmed he STOLE THE FUCKING SUIT. Why? CAUSE WHY THE FUCK NOT?
9)He is a bad ass and will steal from FOX like nobody's buisness

10)The internet loves him. He deserves it.
11) The most sexist man in human history

Person 1: Who is Ryan Reynolds?

Person 2: We're not friends anymore...

Person 1: Why?

Person 2: Because you are an uncultured shit. Time to make the Chimi-fucking-changas.

I was watching free guy and I found out how attractive Ryan Reynolds is.

by RyanReynoldsFanxxx September 21, 2021

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