mama poo

A name for your best friend who role plays as your mom.

Y/n: mama poo, can we go to the park?
Your BFF: ofc sweetie!!

by Shreksmoonlight05 March 14, 2021

poo hot

When your body temperature rises because you have yet to take a poo. Over due poo causes body temperature to spike. Similar to holding in a poo because it it likely diarrhea aka poo sweats.

“Is it hot in here or am I just poo hot?”

by CCSmiles March 11, 2018

Poo Manchu

The result of a dodgy Chinese takeaway, normally felt the morning after.
Usually follows a series of Phew Manchus ( post Chinese love puffs).

That's the last time I go to Flaming Eye , this morning I was attacked by poo Manchu.

by Hwun Hung Low February 17, 2023

Poo in the lou

A British way on how to say bathroom

Damn Charles, I really need to take a poo in the Lou

by Sexyunknownuser December 15, 2019

Poo Shwag

The act of being in posetion of bad marijuana;Stash gone bad

Johnny had a gram of poo shwag.

by adam mcpot January 19, 2009

percolating poo

The feeling that the diarrhea in your guts is gurgling up & down your GI tract, sometimes happens just before the 2 minute warning.

I shouldn't eat at taco hell, I don't feels so good, I feel like I'm percolating poo, I think, I will go home before I get a 2 minute warning.

by Orotfotze Fred Dryer October 12, 2010

Poo Golf

When you swap varying stories and images of different poo you come across with a mate, often through text messaging. The poo may be one of your own, or some random dog turd you came upon on the footpath, as an example.

This is clearly a boredom game.

Person 1 : "What are you taking a picture of that cow pat for?!"
Person 2 : "My mate and I are playing poo golf. He'll love this one!"

by Bebo Fabula June 19, 2015