Noah

Noah is a kind of artistic guy with not many talents, he's not that funny but can make funny comments that people like, he is quite mean and doesn't have many friends but the ones he has, he really cherishes, he isn't boyfriend material and has been rejected to many times, he isn't always mentally alright but will take on any burden you want him too, no matter how bad you think it will effect him, he knows it doesn't matter, as long as you feel better afterward.
He has always been single, and thinks that is for a good reason.

'did you see Noah'
'yeah, is he okay?'
' I think he got rejected again'
'ha, i'm not surprised!'

by Electrafya July 8, 2024

Noah

A fucking loser with a fat chode... no one likes him at all and he is super fat

Noah is so fat

by Awilly91 December 13, 2019

Noah

Genius.

Jacob is such a Noah!

by xevox April 20, 2022

Noah

Nicole: A Noah is a guy who is the incredibly smart dumbass and the gezzer in the class. A guy we would definitly miss so fuckin much and a gezeer that we would never ever forget.
Sam: A Noah has the biggest ass ever its even bigger than adam,s.
Guille: A Noah is are the biggest gezeer in this world but I'm going to miss you. If you're reding this, your bed is very comfy.O yes I almoust forgot(FUCK YOU!!)
Adrian: A chill, matured bastard who is too kind to others and a good teacher for maths, not the most athletic guy I,ve seen tho

You use Noah to say FUCK YOU GEZEER

by Guille gezeer November 23, 2021

Noah

That one kid on Xbox who roasts you so hard you can’t be mad at him, he only has one but but he can still duck your bitch

Freind1: yo who’s online

Friend2: only that faggot Noah

Freind1: dude don’t invite him he keeps calling himself my dad after he had sex with my mom

by Cheez-them April 14, 2020

Noah gandley

Particularly seen as the more “fruity” character of the crowd.

Guy: Hey who’s that guy taking it in the ass over there?
Girl: I think that’s a Noah gandley.

by plajvv16 September 24, 2022

Noah

I don’t know if I like or dislike you. you were my first ever love, and the first boy I ever had a crush on. i’m mixed ab you. I really am. you’re moving this summer and i’m gonna miss you probably really badly but still. i’m. confused. about. you. or not but it’s whatever. it’s weird how you’re so obsessed with zack even though it was so clear how inlove with you I was before.. THE CLOSET WAS GLASS. GLASS. and you still couldn’t tell I was inlove with you. esp when you were with hector. you idiot. but idc anymore. I hope you do well. or take care. don’t kys on the fourth of july either.

noah why are you so obsessed with him.

by Gaetaest June 26, 2022