May 26

!May 26 is The Toxic Girl Who Tries to Come Back to Your Life day

.Jorden: My Ex gf, Sarah, just texted me

!Steve: It's May 26, The Toxic Girl Who Tries to Come Back to Your Life day

by Very Yes May 26, 2020

mais flio

my ass is sore from laughing it off

ha, lol, lmao, rofl, roflmao, roflmaolol..... mais flio

by your name July 12, 2004

May 15

I dope ass boy is born this day who ever it born in this day is really cool nice and friendly no doubt this is the best day to be born.

Girl 1 look at that boy. Girl 2 I bet he was born May 15th.

by Jabay November 5, 2019

sophie may

likes to say yeet a lot

sophie may yeet

by chickenchickennuggets July 7, 2017

May 9

If your born on may 9, you are gay.

“Cute girl: heyy

Guy: hi
Cute girl: what’s ur bday
Guy: may 9
Cute girl: ohhhh no! You gay!
Guy: no I’m not
Cute girl: may 9= gay
Guy : since when
Cute girl sry I cant suck ur dick

Guy: ?
Cute girl: ???
Guy: you have a very nice looking vagina
Cute Girl: thanks

by A bcrtf December 8, 2019

May 14th

National send nudes day

Boy- Hey
Girl- hey
Boy- it’s may 14th
Girl- ok

by N1g🤡 May 14, 2020

billy mays

(v) a death resulting in untreated head trauma,
(adj) a term used to describe such a death

Hey did you hear that Claude went out Billy Mays after one of the kids in stage crew dropped a stage prop on his head from the cat walk?!

Oh man, can you beleive Lisa pulled a Billy Mays?! We all told her to get it checked out...

by jeantwohawks September 14, 2009