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Jordan is the cutest girl you will ever see, and Jordan if your on here I hope you know who I am because I have a crush on you.
by Cole🎺 June 12, 2021
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jordans

Look at those jordans over there they are so handsome
by Shiny:Drool: April 7, 2021
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Jordan

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Jordan is a fucking whore.
by TJVan February 1, 2017
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Jordan Murray

Fuck Jordan Murray is an absolute dickhead...
by Muthafukr February 13, 2019
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Jordan Hall

Is the coolest guy around you cannot dent that this guy is awesome he is a top bloke and will drop anyone being naughty around him he is a ferocious fella and is massive and built.
This guy is huge he must be a Jordan Hall
by Jordan Hall MWSC May 11, 2018
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If *Jordan Peterson is wrong, people are just animals

*There is no transcendant meaning blahblahblah Jordan Peterson rhetoric
Hym "Ok, 'If *Jordan Peterson is wrong, people are just animals' is a thing Alex O'Conner unironcally just said on triggernometry just now. So, that's where the 'plant' accusations are coming from. And it's adjacent to the psychopathic 'If God isn't real then I get to do whatever I want.' Rhetoric. But you were doing that anyway and then using the religion to forgive yourself for doing that anyway. And Alex is a determinist. Without free will there is no meaning. The meaning of all your actions is 'the chemicals in your brain (and I know I'm being reductive here but the logic still tracks) made you do the thing you're doing. Determinism totally incompatible with meaning but NOT totally incompatible with God."
by Hym Iam March 28, 2024
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Jordan

This man is sooooooo not slay. He is a jerk fr. You can here the lies in his voice when he says “I love you” like, how do you know that? He will come to your house and hang out with girls in your basement while your upstairs sleeping because you think you have a concussion. He will. Ask me how I know. He is a walking ick. Mr. crusty dusty busty musty like fr. Literally wrinkled forehead. He will leave on opened constantly, and bag two in one night. He is kind of slutty fr. But he’s literally so hot and I want him so bad.
I hate Jordan, but he can make out with me if he wants.
by Pisces6969 August 26, 2022
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