date

taking my dildo on a walk

ie: im going on a date with luca

by lominu November 9, 2022

best buy dating

A person who you are only planning to date for some specific purpose, I.e. to make someone else jealous, then you will ditch them when you no longer have a use for them. The term comes from people who purchase big, expensive televisions from Best Buy before their Superbowl parties, then return the televisions and get their money back.

John kept wanting to meet Luanne at the restaurant where his ex worked, making her wonder if he was just Best Buy dating her.

by WineAndPasta June 13, 2016

No date December

You have to not date anybody in December no matter if you are dating someone or not you can ask anyone out you can’t be dating anyone in December

All month it’s no date December

by I’m going to eat you September 9, 2021

Ditchable Prom date

That’s what Bobby Singer (Supernatural) isn’t.

You can say it if somebody didn’t show up to an appointment you made.

It means that someone just purposely didn’t show up.

For Supernatural Fans it will always be funny if they hear someone saying that.

Bobby: "Do I look like a ditchable Prom date to you?"

Person xy: "I’m not a ditchable prom date"

by baby_satan67 April 15, 2020

Sausage Date

When a girl purposely goes on date with a guy with the intention to have sex with him. She goes on the date so as to appear not to be "too loose" or "forward" so that the guy won't get the wrong impression of her and so that she doesn't get a bad reputation. In reality, though, she only wants his hot body.

Sarah is going out with Josh this Saturday. It's a sausage date.

by seijaku April 17, 2013

Beard Date

It's the absolute best date you will ever be on. You will be treated with respect, everything will be paid for, and the dude is totally gay. He's just doing it to look straight.

Jenny: I'm going on a date with Justin tonight.

Alicia: you know it's a beard date, right?
Marquisha: Get that good date girl! You deserve it.

by marcus daniel malloid May 15, 2023

dating lag time

The time between dumping your last boy toy (or girl) and finding your new one.

see also shopping window.

Jenny's dating lag time was only three weeks before hooking up with her next regular.

by sick66 December 3, 2010