how to die

how to die

“It takes an entire lifetime to learn how to die,” wrote the Roman Stoic philosopher Seneca (c. 4 BC–65 AD). He counseled readers to “study death always,” and took his own advice, returning to the subject again and again in all his writings, yet he never treated it in a complete work. How to Die gathers in one volume, for the first time, Seneca’s remarkable meditations on death and dying. Edited and translated by James S. Romm, How to Die reveals a provocative thinker and dazzling writer who speaks with a startling frankness about the need to accept death or even, under certain conditions, to seek it out.

by my ded April 23, 2021

But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die.

please bro im begging you i have numerous diabilities i have had so many bad things happen in the span of a couple minutes my steak came well done my toenails infected the minorities oppressed the chimneys smoking grindr stopped working the earth crumbling closiometry the teletubbies died the bad things the they dont fit on one or even two three seven any hands ok you need to listen ok this was my thesis my central cherrythought my hyperfixation if you will alright ah ok uh please stop looking up watermelon sugar im just a soft lonely depresso anime boyo waltzing to my car alone in detroit where uptown funk was played in the cold super mario wrinkle streets oh god ah fuck

Aiome: But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die.
Dana: please kys aiome

by quantizisationabilition June 21, 2021

How to kill a guy

kick him in the Penis Then Your fin.

Me: IM GOING TO KILL YOU TOMMOROW * searches How to kill a guy * " Kick him in the Penis " that sounds right
THE NEXT DAY
Me: kicks him in the Penis
Him: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Dontaskmewhyimhere June 14, 2021

how many apples can fit in an empty basket?

one! after that, it's not empty anymore

Guy 1 on stage: How many apples can fit in an empty basket?
Audience: I don't know
Guy 1: One! After that, it's not empty anymore!
Audience: *Bursts out laughing*

by oofedinrobloxihatenewoof2022 March 29, 2024

Kai How

The most handsome person in the world.

Wow, Kai How very handsome!

by Orange Mouse March 12, 2022

But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.

People have tried to make the scentence for the most liked "explanation" of Watermelon Sugar blue, I'm here to finish it

Mike: so, what are you going to do this weekend
John: I'm going to make the rest of the most liked "explanation" of Watermelon Sugar in urbandictionary blue
Mike: how are you going to do this?
John: By creating a bullshity definition of the rest of the "explanation"
Mike: and what is it?
John: it's "But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies."
Mike: doesn't that break the rules of the website?
John: Idk, and tbh idk, it's gonna be funny anyways
Mike: ok, good luck.
John: thanks, Mike.

by DEMEMZEA December 5, 2021

Katherine Howe

The most phenomenal star sees this universe has ever seen. Of referred to as Katie, this enigma of a person shares love with each smile. When around her you will be immediately infected with laughter and good vibes. She sees past your toxicity and loves you harder on your bad days. For someone who holds a grudge she surely can forgive. She is hard to obtain and easy to trust. If you’re lucky enough to see her heart, never look away. Her eyes are the key to the universe.

Oh my Katherine Howe, you’re so fucking precious.

by Lalalalalaloveyou May 20, 2019