al hagova

The worst of the dorms, it makes gova look like a palace. The dregs of humanity get stuck in al hagova. They spend their days sucking each others dicks and their nights up each others asses. Nothing gets them more exited than fisting another man. There is always gay porn being played there. The residents of al hagova always reek like crap because they never shower.

Dude 1: I just got raped by another man!
Dude 2: That's awful. Where was it?

Dude 1: In al hagova.
Dude 2: Ah...

by Rav Isaacson December 18, 2016

el hage

A suave man, usually indulges in copious amounts of red meat and Single Malt Scotch whisky, enjoys hunting, has a knack for multiple foreign languages, and is usually proficient in martial arts, military weaponry, and of course the art of love....

see also Gentleman Spy

" this seems impossible, but I know one guy who could pull it off....."

"time to bring in El Hage"

by Spartan87 December 21, 2016

Dirty Hagrid

Nut in the shape of a lightning bolt on her forehead and yell "you're a wizard harry"

Ya bro just give her a Dirty Hagrid she'll definitely be into it !

by Sadboi69 February 8, 2017

salty hagedorne

when you tip the filter of a cigarette from a friends pack of smokes in your pee hole after you piss and put it back in their pack, the face they make when they taste the salt is called the "salty Hagedorne".

that was rude, he did not really know the guy and he gave him a salty hagedorne.

by ruby 2002 April 15, 2017

joey hagopian

The asshole who slapped your mother.
He got that ass.

"Damn your'e such a Joey Hagopian"

by That naked guy in your bed. December 5, 2017

the hague

The hague is a city in the netherlands where the dutch parliament is located. This city is the third largest city of The Netherlands. Its a quickly overseen city by tourist making a trip to The Netherlands. the king of The Netherlands lives in that city

the hague has a beach called "scheveningen". Try to pronounce that foreigner!

by SocioToad January 25, 2018

King Hagan

A poor monarch, specifically one that should be dethroned.

King Hagan is a shit monarch and should be dethroned

by TonyCheese February 7, 2018