December 9th

The day some really sexy, smart, and buff dudes were born. People born on this day have massive cocks and can steal peoples parents easily(not just moms).

Holy shit its december 9th , gotta suck that guy off i guess. He can leg press both of my parents omg im so wet rn.

by Someone with a massive cock November 25, 2021

December 4

Makeout in your basement day

Hey, it's December 4, yk what that means

by I dont give a f November 27, 2021

1st of december

it’s a day where all boyfriends should give all of the love the their girlfriends no matter what.

‘didnt you hear it’s the 1st of december ’
‘yeah what about it?’
‘you gotta give your girl some LOVE’

by suck1t November 29, 2021

3rd of December

The day u give someone u like a sweater

You: hey, take this sweater.
Someone: why ?
You: because it’s 3rd of December, the day u give someone u like a sweater.

by BilliePoi November 30, 2021

December 2

send all ur friends all the nudes u have on ur phone

look its December 2, u gotta slide

by Bobianna November 30, 2021

December 1

Snort coke all day

In December 1 you can snort coke all day

by depressedandgay December 1, 2021

December 3

You have to have sex with your crush day

YES!!! it’s December 3

by ballscok December 1, 2021