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Cheese Wednesday

A day of holy power and wisdom that can only be appreciated by an individual of culture, integrity and grace.

The followers of Cheesus all gather and eat cheese in his holy name. All non-believers are executed and removed from the ceremonies.
Damn the price of Cheese has really increased lately.
We must all chant on Cheese Wednesday.
by CheesusFollower#27284 February 26, 2020
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zach and cheese

When your friend Zach is has passed out so you cover their body in cheese.
friend 1: what did you do yesterday?
Friend 2: I made some Zach and cheese
Friend 3: That's why he smells like mozzarella.
by Queen Onion March 18, 2020
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pipe cheese

when you pour spoiled milk down the kitchen drain and it solidifies in the pipes thus making pipe cheese
Girl 1: Bro it smells like shit in here whats that smell
Person 1: sorry my mom poured expired milk down the drain and it made pipe cheese overnight. the roaches are having a feast and the plumbers won't be here till monday.
by Hugh P. Ness July 12, 2020
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Door Cheese

Originated from COD MW infected, a glitch where you could stand behind a door, so that the infected couldn't come in; an exploitation used to avoid problems/hostiles in life.
"Tyrone, stop doing a door cheese on your homework by saying you keep disconnecting from the Zoom call, that grade ain't gonna raise itself!"
by FerDcooL1 September 14, 2020
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Whore Cheese

1. Of pertaining to a woman's yeasty and vaginal cheese like qualities.

2. A person's personal item that's tainted by layers of sex juice (which over time, has fermented into a ripe cheese like quality)
"I'm not sitting down on your whore cheese couch, with all the hundreds of men you've slept with, that thing's nasty", says Destiny to her friend Chastity

"Dude, did you see that whore cheese on that stripper's vag?"
-Jebediah
"Yeah brah, that yellowish white thing was drippin' down all over the place" - Elijah
by Yourmomlovesquirelldicks October 23, 2012
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Grating the Cheese

An act of male masturbation involving grinding on a surface without the use of the hand or other device.
I walked in on my boyfriend grating the cheese last night.
by brutus_maximus October 20, 2012
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