Breaking news!

Sentient chicken pot-pie doesn't like fire. Condemns Self-Immolation.

Hym "Breaking news! I'm running out of 'things that go in ovens' to call him. A Thanksgiving turkey! Living lasagna! Assorted bakery foods. Muffin (a repeat), Brownies (Which SOUNDS racist but isn't), Birthday Cake (Just seems lazy), A ziti? Baked ziti? I don't even know what that is. It's hard to think of non-bakery things. Meatloaf (another repeat). Roast beef? Do jews have baked goods? That'd be like a poptart cooking a poptart, wouldn't it? Pizza. Calzones. A baby. You can cook a baby in an oven. So, that counts... Hmmm... Pie. Obviously. Stuffed hashbrowns... I need to cook more."

by Hym Iam February 29, 2024

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Breaking the Honey Pot

loss of virginity AKA popping the cherry

"Dude, I was breaking the honey pot last night"

by fhomas December 4, 2020

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Nut Break

Similar the heart break, but you regain the ability to breathe and function immediately after you nut. When you feel sad, just remember this saying....Nut hard, nut fast, nut first, nut last.

I had a serious case of nut-break when the girl I hung out with 5 times stopped called me back. I had to nut before I could go to work just to function. I had a case of nut break, not heart-break.

by roundeyemcgee April 13, 2021

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national jail break day

on august 25 prisons are forced to allow all of the prisoners out or else sonic will hunt them down.

virgin police officer: did you hear its national jail break day?
virgin police officer #2: yeah, time to let out these prisoners
chad prisoner: im going to fuck your mom

by anounymous source heheeh August 25, 2021

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Spam break

The time of the day you take to go over your spam email. Usually means you have absolutely nothing else to do, except breathe.

My boss went to a meeting, so I have spam break...

by piccolodaimaku July 26, 2011

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Theresa Pharmacy: The First Breaking Demonstration Juvenile Distcharge Releaser (Ɓarcher)...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Theresa Pharmacy: The First Breaking Demonstration Juvenile Distcharge Releaser (Ɓarcher)...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025

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