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Brandon

Brandon is that one kid everyone will hate. he is most likely a white kid who is super capitalist and hates communists. he will stop at nothing to spout his bullshit “facts” and can’t pull anyone for the life of himself. when seeing one, run away or attack him in order to protect yourself.
that bitch brandon is so annoying
by your local kgb agent February 13, 2022
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Brandon

Brandon, is the definition of loyal but can be very much so helpful some of the times he’s a dick but he can be very sweet when he wants, he will always put someone in front of him
Ooh, brandon is such a dick but he’s so sweet
by Glennise brown May 18, 2022
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Brandon

Usually a boy that changes hair colour and works at a gas station.
Hey, look, that's a brandon
What do you mean!?
Means he works at a gas station
by LeoMyling March 13, 2024
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brandon clement

Brandon is loyal and loving he will love you forever if he loves you .you are a lucky woman when he falls he falls fast and hard he will ride and die for you he will make you feel like a queen he has a large penis he works hard and know how to treat a woman he is respectful and gas no kids isn't on probation and is attracted to blonds with blue grey eyes has 7sisters no brothers is family oriented and doesn't care about anyone but his partner she is the only opinion that madders to him he cares about getting his woman off before getting himself off
That Brandon clement boy is so wierd
by Brandon clement December 30, 2024
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Brandon

Brandon is a good guy and a good friend but has been diagnosed with a bad case dandruff and not sure how much longer he has to live pray for Brandon
Hey what’s that white stuff on your head? O I just found out I have a case of Brandon
by Jytrop March 30, 2022
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Brandon

He was so Brandon when he saw that bar-b-que.
by Elcuhhhh October 10, 2021
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Brandon Colónialism

When Brandon Colón goes to a foreign country, restaurant, bar or nightlife establishment and proceeds to rape and pillage locals
My friends and I hopped down to Tulum for a little weekend Brandon Colónialism
by BigBadBillClinton April 2, 2019
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