loner boner

When you miss your pork pal so much just thinking about her/him gives you an erection.

"WTF man? Why are you pitching a tent around me?"

"I was looking at one of Crystal's pics. She's in Chicago and now I've got a loner boner!"

by ThePariahDog September 18, 2012

back boner

the term used for describing the suprising presence of an erect penis against ones lower back.

Ian surprised Susie in the post office queue by giving her a back boner.
"Do you need a Jiffy bag for that or shall we send it guaranteed delivery?"

by Shakedown September 8, 2007

Boner Football

When you play football, but every guy has to be naked with throbbing boners, and to score a touchdown your boner must enter the endzone before any other part of your body.

ref: That is a foul, you're leg entered the endzone before you're boner did

Player: Total boner kill, Boner football sucks, lets just insert eachother's boners in our butts.

Player 2: I love Boners in my butt

Player 3: Hey guys, we came here to play boner football

by bonermoms July 16, 2008

peach boner

an erect penis aroused by a very taught and peach like vagina.

an erection induced by the first sight of vagina.

ooh, that girl just gave me a peach boner!

whoa! peach boner!

i want some of that peach boner!

ooh baby! peach boner!

whoa! momma gonna give you a peach boner son!

by superbigcat August 5, 2008

boner rubbing

boner rubbing is masturbation.

I like to start my day with a little boner rubbing!

by eda-skip July 6, 2022

Boner Bomb

A Jägerbomb shot with a boner pill dropped into it.

"Fuck, I just did a boner bomb now I need to get laid or else I'm going to end up jerking it to Girls Gone Wild all night."

by Ralph27 September 25, 2011

ass boner

When something turns you off so much that you get a negative boner which then comes out your ass. Or when something turns you on that should not causing you to get a negative boner which then comes out your ass.

"man, i saw these half naked pictures of harry potter and got an ass boner"

by EWC December 8, 2007