Biscuit

the non-cuss word version of "bitch" that your toxic friend calls you when they are being mean to you

"I hate you, you biscuit!"
"stop being such a biscuit."

by anonymous October 30, 2020

Whisker biscuit

Female private parts or vagina

I hope my girlfriend gives me some of that whisker biscuit tonight!

by Jtakatip September 11, 2019

Fish Biscuit

A biscuit is a biscuit that are shaped like fish, usually referring to a food snack that you eat.

(Steve) Hey, I need some fish biscuits, i'm Hungary!
(Alex) Here, no more starving!

by HammyBurger69 January 29, 2025

sigh biscuit

Saskia's saying for a long, deep audible breath expressing sadness, relief, tiredness, or similar.

Sam - "i have to go to bed now"
Saskia - "ohhhh sigh biscuit"

by Peter Pound July 27, 2017

wop-biscuit

A fake person. Refers to biscuits that come out of a can and are "wopped" against th counter and that aren't like Grandmas homemade biscuits because they are fake.

I hate those girls over there are so fake, God damn wop-biscuits.

by jtsimps June 24, 2016

Biscuit

An ugly, overweight, moonfaced, cat that belongs to ELA teachers.

"Wow Beletsky's cat is an abomination"..."Yeah, he sure is a Biscuit."

by BiscuitHater May 13, 2021

Biscuit

The act of baking ones ejaculation liquids (semen) and turning them into a nice batch of biscuits. Using poo to dance in the summer time is considered an act of harassment. Jean used his pink penis to dance while naked, this was a technique for asserting dominance over his Niggeys. When his penis turned the colour of the sun he cried to the lord strip your holy robe off and show us your wang.

I ate a biscuit

by Jdhdjjrjrmommy February 21, 2019